D: Cho just said he's more beautiful than you! How does that make you feel?

Anonymous
HES JELOUS BECAUSE OF MY BLINKING EYES
You are by far the cutest god damn thingy void thingy doo dad i've ever seen. Yep
I AM NEITHER A DOO NOR A DAD
Your beautiful, humble appearance caught me off guard today. I couldn't bare to fight you. Oh what am I saying, you aren't humble, you beast ;)
THIS SOUNDS LIKE WHAT THE HUMANS WOULD DESCRIBE AS “FLIRTING”
I feel honoured to watch you in the league. Just a quick question, which champion tastes the best?

Anonymous
WHO IS THE PRETTIEST VOID CREATURE? YOU ARE :O

Anonymous
I AM THE PRETTIEST VOID CREATURE,
CHO’GATH IS JELOUS.
What do female void creatures look like?

Anonymous
AS THE HUMANS WOULD SAY
BOW CHICKA WOW WOOOW
Why are you Jurassic when i play you? What happened? :O
THE SUMMONER MEN, THEIR POWERS ARE A MYSTERY TO ME.
You need to call your mother... She's worried. You have called her recently right?

Anonymous
SHE AND I ARNT ON SPEAKING TERMS RIGHT NOW
SHE CLEANED MY ROOM WHILE I WAS GONE
How much older is Cho'Gath compared to you?

Anonymous
TIME IS SO MUCH DIFFERENT IN THE VOID, I DONT KNOW
HE HAS TOLD ME SO MANY STORIES OF HIS LONG PAST SEIGES, I HAVE LOST ALL TRACK OF HIS AGE
Hello Kog' Maw, I don't think we have met, I am Varus. Question. How come you take orders from Cho' Gath?
THEY ARE NOT ORDERS
HE TEACHES ME
YOU SEE MY DADDY ISNT HERE WITH ME, SO I LEARN FROM CHO’GATH