SO. HUNGRY.
D: Cho just said he's more beautiful than you! How does that make you feel?
Anonymous

HES JELOUS BECAUSE OF MY BLINKING EYES

You are by far the cutest god damn thingy void thingy doo dad i've ever seen. Yep

I AM NEITHER A DOO NOR A DAD

Your beautiful, humble appearance caught me off guard today. I couldn't bare to fight you. Oh what am I saying, you aren't humble, you beast ;)

THIS SOUNDS LIKE WHAT THE HUMANS WOULD DESCRIBE AS “FLIRTING”

I feel honoured to watch you in the league. Just a quick question, which champion tastes the best?
Anonymous

IVE ANSWERED THIS BEFOR

WHO IS THE PRETTIEST VOID CREATURE? YOU ARE :O
Anonymous

I AM THE PRETTIEST VOID CREATURE,

CHO’GATH IS JELOUS.

What do female void creatures look like?
Anonymous

AS THE HUMANS WOULD SAY

BOW CHICKA WOW WOOOW

Why are you Jurassic when i play you? What happened? :O

THE SUMMONER MEN, THEIR POWERS ARE A MYSTERY TO ME.

You need to call your mother... She's worried. You have called her recently right?
Anonymous

SHE AND I ARNT ON SPEAKING TERMS RIGHT NOW

SHE CLEANED MY ROOM WHILE I WAS GONE

How much older is Cho'Gath compared to you?
Anonymous

TIME IS SO MUCH DIFFERENT IN THE VOID, I DONT KNOW

HE HAS TOLD ME SO MANY STORIES OF HIS LONG PAST SEIGES, I HAVE LOST ALL TRACK OF HIS AGE

Hello Kog' Maw, I don't think we have met, I am Varus. Question. How come you take orders from Cho' Gath?

THEY ARE NOT ORDERS

HE TEACHES ME

YOU SEE MY DADDY ISNT HERE WITH ME, SO I LEARN FROM CHO’GATH