You ever wish you were battlecast?
MAYBE BECAUSE I CAN BLINK
Bring us 2000 gold or else we will gank you
I FOUND 2000 GOLD
TO BAD I DON’T HAVE POCKETS
I DO NOT TRUST HIGH FIVES FROM MACHINES OF HATRED
AS MUCH AS FRUIT LIKES ME.
If you have any babies may I keep one as a pet or a best friend??
BABIES ARE GROSS
I DONT EVEN WANT BABIES
WHAT SMELL FROM YONDER CEREAL BOX BREAKS
WHYFORE ART THOU, FROSTED FLAKES
FOR I AM HONEY NUT, AND SHE IS LUCKY CHARMS
MY HEART BREAKS FOR LUCKY CHARMS
OH, THE IRONY, THAT THE LUCK T’WAS NOT MINE SEARCHING FOR MY DARLING CHARMS
dont be sad kogmaw you are my most favorite champion in the league. i would be glad to be your freind as long as you dont eat me.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ACTUALLY SAW ME EAT ANYONE
"I love you Koggy. You're just so cute!" Jarvanna hugs Kogmaw tightly, hoping she doesn't look too tasty.
I THINK THE REAL WORRY HERE IS THE POSSIBILITY OF ME LITERALLY EXPLODING IN YOUR ARMS