SO. HUNGRY.
You ever wish you were battlecast?

PROBABLY

Y U SO CUTE?
Anonymous

MAYBE BECAUSE I CAN BLINK

Bring us 2000 gold or else we will gank you
Anonymous

I FOUND 2000 GOLD

TO BAD I DON’T HAVE POCKETS

Hey Kog! High-five!

I DO NOT TRUST HIGH FIVES FROM MACHINES OF HATRED

Do you like fruit?
Anonymous

AS MUCH AS FRUIT LIKES ME.

If you have any babies may I keep one as a pet or a best friend??

BABIES ARE GROSS

I DONT EVEN WANT BABIES

write us a sonnet
Anonymous

HARK

WHAT SMELL FROM YONDER CEREAL BOX BREAKS

WHYFORE ART THOU, FROSTED FLAKES

FOR I AM HONEY NUT, AND SHE IS LUCKY CHARMS

MY HEART BREAKS FOR LUCKY CHARMS

OH, THE IRONY, THAT THE LUCK T’WAS NOT MINE SEARCHING FOR MY DARLING CHARMS

dont be sad kogmaw you are my most favorite champion in the league. i would be glad to be your freind as long as you dont eat me.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ACTUALLY SAW ME EAT ANYONE

"I love you Koggy. You're just so cute!" Jarvanna hugs Kogmaw tightly, hoping she doesn't look too tasty.

I THINK THE REAL WORRY HERE IS THE POSSIBILITY OF ME LITERALLY EXPLODING IN YOUR ARMS

I AM SO LONELY

WHY AM I SO LONELY?